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It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to look put-together without trying too hard — soft ribbing at the collar and cuffs, a clean crewneck silhouette, and durable stitching that stands up to repeated wear and wash. The embroidered placement options add a tactile, crafted touch where you want it, while the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck itch-free. 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